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Beauty Tips

A dear old lady was asked what she used to make her complexion so beautiful and her whole being so bright and attractive.

She answered:

"I use for my lips, truth


I use for my voice, kindness


I use for my ears, compassion


I use for my hands, charity


I use for my figure, uprightness


I use for my heart, love


I use for any who do not like me, prayer."

May 2010 Election Posters! lol xD

English Movies Translated to Tagalog

1. Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba

2. dead man's chest - dede ng patay

3. i know what you did last summer - uyyyyy... aminin!

4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, mahal kita

5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (depende sa exchange rate)

6. the blair witch project - ang tinatrabaho ng bruhang si blair

7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok

8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere

9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang
beses

10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat

11.swordfish - talakitok

12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo

13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat

14. 4 weddings & a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin

15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat

16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - si harry na adik tumira ng shabu

17. click - isang pindot ka lang

18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala/bumigay sa
bundok

19. the day of the death - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)

20. waterworld - basang-basa

21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria

22. employee of the month - ang sipsip

23. resident evil - ang biyenan

24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil

25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti

26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena

27. annie hall - ang butas ni annie

28. never been kissed - pangit kasi

29. gone in 60 seconds - isang round, tulog

30. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit

31. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit

32. dude, where's my car - dudung, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?

33. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya

34. the lord of the rings - ang alahero

Pictures..Just At The Right Moment

The Value of a Smile

A Smile is nature's best antidote for discouragement.



It brings rest to the weary,



Sunshine to those who are frowning,



And hope to those who are hopeless and defeated.



A Smile is so valuable that it can't be bought,
Begged, borrowed, or taken away against your will.



You have to be willing to give a Smile away,
Before it can do anyone else any good.



So, if someone is too tired or grumpy to flash you a Smile,
Let him have one of yours anyway.



Nobody needs a Smile as much,
As the person who has none to give....



Smile your smile for today...
Pass it on to someone...
Who needs some sunshine on a cloudy day...



Remember,
No matter how bad it seems at the time,
It shall pass in a few moments,
And.....



A Smile is simply a frown upside down...



So, stand on your head and look in the mirror...



Once you see how silly you look... a frown turns into Smile...

New Work Policy

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we
will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need
a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money
better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not
need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:

We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for
dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to
have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In
rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral
should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow
you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour
early.

Bathroom Breaks:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is
now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of
three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will
retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After
your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company
bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught
smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental
health policy.

Lunch Break: (Love this one)

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more,
so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal
to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time
needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.